HELLO ALL YOU BLACK BALL LIST FOOLS AND NON-BLACK BALL LIST FOOLS WHO ARE MORE THAN COOL! AND I WANT TO TAKE THIS TIME TO THANK ALL OF YOU COOLS THAT LOVE-TINUE TO FOLLOW OUR MORE THAN GRAND STAND STORY 1111 GODZILLION TIMES GRANDER AND FULL OF MORE THAN OBVIOUS SLANDER THAN ANY STORY IN HISTORY AND HER-STORY! AND FOR ANY OF YOU WHO ARE HERE FOR THE FIRST TIME PLEASE TAKE TIME TO READ ALL THE INTROS SO YOU CAN MORE THAN KNOW, AND GLOW AND FLOW AND LEARN ALL THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT THE VERSE OF THE UNIVERSE! AND YOU SOON REALIZE THAT IT IS NOT A CURSE OR PERVERSE AS LONG AS YOU CAN STAY IN THE ONE AND ONLY SMART YOUR HEART WHEN YOUR DOWN HERE FOR YOUR 111 YEAR AT BEST TEST FOR 95% OR GREATER OF THE TIME YOU ARE DOWN HERE IN THE UNDEAR AND UNCLEAR! SO WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO HEAR, AND SEE AND FEEL IS ALL ME THE ONE AND ONLY THRU MY HUMAN MUPPET! MY MORE THAN SPIRITUAL PUPPET SWEETER PETER PALPIN! PART PETER PAN, PART CHARLIE CHAPLIN AND PART EVER SINGLE SOUL-I-TARY COMEDIAN LIVING UP HERE IN THE DEAR CLEAR PART OF THE SPIRIT WORLD! AND EVEN SOME THAT ARE IN THE UNDEAR AND UNCLEAR PART OF THE SPIRIT WORLD WHERE BY THE WAY NONE OF THEIR DREAMS UNFURL! AND FOR EVERY PERCENTAGE POINT YOU MISS THE MIRACLE MARK OF 95% OR GREATER IN THE ONE AND ONLY SMART THE HEART! YOU HAVE TO SPEND ONE YEAR IN THE UNDEAR AND UNCLEAR PART! UP TO THE MANDATORY STAY UP HERE IN THE SPIRIT WORLD THE ONE AND ONLY PLACE WHERE ALL YOUR DREAMS CAN UNFURL AS LONG AS YOU CAN PASS YOUR 111 YEAR AT BEST TEST …
Friday – Chris Tucker, Ice Cube & Bernie Mac pastor scene.. Smokey, Craig & Pastor Clever Craig: Put that out, man. Here come the pastor. Smokey: For what? He probably smoke bud too. Pastor Clever: How you doing, brother Craig? How you doing? Craig: I’m alright. Pastor Clever: I see. By chance, is Sister Jones in? Craig: Nope. Neither is Brother Jones. They both at work. Smokey: Where your ass need to be, nigga. Pastor Clever: Excuse me, brother. What we call drugs at 74th street baptist church, we call a sinny sin sin. Smokey: Well round here, between Normadie and Western, we call this here a little twinny twin twin Craig: Well! Smokey: NIGGA!! Pastor Clever: Just give me a little for my cataracts Smokey: You didn’t put in on this, man Pastor Clever: It’s better to give than receive Craig: Look, look. She bendin’ over Pastor Clever: Lord have mercy. The Lord is my shepherd. He know what I want! Excuse me, brother. Mrs Parker? Can I talk to you? Smokey: Told you. The weed be lettin’ you know… evil lurks.