It all makes sense!
Video Rating: 4 / 5

It all makes sense!
Video Rating: 4 / 5

A frenetic mashup of many, many random clips from the legendary show about ‘nothing’. UPDATE 24-Feb-2011: Wayne Snell (Weezle56) has come forward as the author of the audio portion of this video! I’ve always wondered who did the wonderful job of putting all the quotes together (found in an MP3 on Napster) so many years ago, and now the mystery is solved. Enjoy! SEINTOLOGY Audio compiled by youtube.com Video compiled by youtube.com Music: “Time is Tight” by Booker T & The MG’s Jerry: Hello! Jerry: So we go into NBC, we tell them we’ve got an idea for a show about nothing. George: Exactly. Jerry: They say “What’s your show about?” I say “Nothing”. George: There you go. Jerry: I think you may have something here. Kramer: Who wants to have some fun? Jerry: Well let’s start the insanity. Kramer: Giddy-up. George: Vandelay! Vandelay! Vandelay! Elaine: Shut up. George: Vandelay! Vandelay! Vandelay! Kramer: Wet and wild. George: Vandelay! Vandelay! Vandelay! Jerry: Delores! George: The sea was angry that day my friends… Jerry: …super-terrific carpal-tunnel syndrome. Elaine: Stella! George: I’m sorry, the card says “Moops”. Elaine: A bird ran into my giant freak-head. Jerry: I got jiggy with it! Kramer: I broke the covenant of the keys. Elaine: I’m speechless! I am without speech. Kramer: Oh, I got the ball. Jerry: THAT is one magic loogey. George: The surprise blindfold greeting. That wasn’t in the manual. Kramer: A coffee-table book on coffee tables. Jerry: Hello, Newman …

It all makes sense!
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A celebration of some of the greatest ‘cheesiest’ movie quotes of all time. First featured on Pajiba.com. Sit back, relax and take in all the wonderful fromage…for list of films click (more info)… One mans cheese is another mans gold… “cheesy” is a very subjective word and can be used in many different contexts. And there is such a thing as good cheese… a quote can be both epic and cheesy! Also, just because I’ve included a quote from a movie, it doesn’t imply that I think the movie itself is ‘cheesy’, more the line chosen qualifies… I happen to love a great deal of the films listed here. Films featured in order of appearance: American Beauty, Batman & Robin, Gigli, Batman & Robin, Showgirls, Troy, Star Wars, GI Jane —1m– Love Story, Cast Away, Star Wars, City of Angels, As Good As It Gets, Pearl Harbor, Titanic, Ever After, Death Race, The Covenant, X-Men 3 –2m– They Live, Commando, Matrix, Diary of a Mad Black Woman, Total Recall, Wicker Man, Point Break, Lethal Weapon II, Boondock Saints, Predator, Road House, Kindergarten Cop –3m– Forrest Gump, Transformers 2, Lethal Weapon, Speed, Commando, X-Men, Exorcist II, Armageddon, Juno, Blood Diamond, Batman & Robin –4m– Goldfinger, Rocky 4, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Judge Dredd, Commando, Under Siege, Batman & Robin, The Happening, Star Wars, The Happening, Eraser –5m– Blood In Blood Out, Batman & Robin, Con Air, Air Force One, Bad Boys II, Snakes on a Plane, Showgirls, Notting Hill, Jerry Maguire …
Video Rating: 4 / 5

It all makes sense!
Video Rating: 4 / 5

Ten Letter Rock: Yo King Dave what up King Dave: Chillin chillin…I just been sittin on these rhymes Thinking it’s about time to drop ‘em Oh yeah? Yeah you got anything you wanna say over this here beat J Rock? Yeah I got some words, but you know they call me Ten Letter Rock now Oh ok, King Dave and Ten Letter Rock StereoArchy Together we can rule the airwaves and get Paid in Full (Ten Letter Rock) Thinkin’ up creative cons Cuz a fool and his money don’t last that long Tell me who where and when, I’ll seperate them Go back in a Delorean and do it again Now I’m racing through time, with money on my mind Like I was wearing a hat, that was made outta dimes But I don’t hold that much weight, I got money to make It’s not cuz I’m too tired, please don’t make that mistake A mistake is a waste, unless you learn from it, great But I ain’t never been learned, not even in the first grade Cuz when I was in school they tried to hit me with rules But I said fuck that shit…Now I’m paid in full (King Dave) Thinkin of a master scam Nah I’m lyin, I’m an honest man So I’m thinkin of a grand scheme Cuz nowadays, money makes the man it seems So I stay on the grind, gotta get mine And if you walk through my door, well then I’ll gladly take yours Cuz I Ain’t No Joke, you gets no love Stuff the mic in your ass with a great big shove Now I don’t wanna spit cuz it’s covered in shit But I keep dropping rhymes from a safe distance In this instant, recognize real, and if you deaf dumb and blind …
Video Rating: 5 / 5

It all makes sense!
Video Rating: 4 / 5

It all makes sense!

TV commercial for Knorr Sidekicks. Poor mr. salt shaker :’(!! Song: “How am I supposed to live without you.” Artist: Michael Bolton. Lyrics: I could hardly believe it When I heard the news today I had to come and get it straight from you They said you were leavin’ Someone swept you heart away From the look upon your face I see it’s true So tell me all about it, tell me ’bout the plans you’re makin’ Then tell me one thing more before I go Tell me how am I supposed to live without you Now that I’ve been lovin’ you so long How am I supposed to live without you How am I supposed to carry on When all that I’ve been livin’ for is gone I didn’t come here for cryin’ Didn’t come here to breakdown It’s just a dream of mine is coming to an end An how can I blame you When I built my world around The hope that someday we’d be so much more than friends And I don’t wanna know the price I’m gonna pay for dreaming When even now it’s more than I can take And I don’t wanna face the price I’m gonna pay for dreaming Now that your dream has come true
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